Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

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Here’s a list of funny and deep Happy Birthday quotes & wishes accompanied by images that you can share with everyone or use as phone wallpaper.

Funny Happy Birthday Quote 1:

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. -William Shakespeare

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

-William Shakespeare, quote from: The Merchant of Venice

Funny Happy Birthday Quote 2:

Birthdays are good for you

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

-Larry Lorenzoni

Funny Happy Birthday Quote 3:

I intend to live forever — so far, so good

I intend to live forever — so far, so good!

– Steven Wright, comedian

Funny Happy Birthday Quote 4:

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. -Satchel Paige

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

-Satchel Paige, baseball player

Funny Happy Birthday Quote 5:

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. -Satchel Paige

The first hundred years are the hardest.

-Wilson Mizner, playwright

Funny Happy Birthday Quote 6:

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

-George Harrison, Musician

Funny Happy Birthday Quote 7:

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.

-Margaret Fuller, journalist

Funny Happy Birthday Quote 8:

They say it's your birthday. We're gonna have a good time.

They say it's your birthday. We're gonna have a good time. I'm glad it's your birthday. Happy birthday to you.

-The Beatles

Funny Happy Birthday Quote 9:

They say it's your birthday. We're gonna have a good time. version 2

They say it's your birthday. We're gonna have a good time. I'm glad it's your birthday. Happy birthday to you.

-The Beatles

Funny Happy Birthday Quote 10:

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

-Lucille Ball

Funny Happy Birthday Quote 11:

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

-H. V. Prochnow, banking executive